tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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