You really coming over, don't trick.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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