these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize