As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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