You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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