just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He has the fingertips of a God
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