have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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