i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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