(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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