and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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