Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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