He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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