And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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