i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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