11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
