i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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