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NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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