Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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