I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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