wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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