thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We got so high we made milksteak
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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