her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Actions speak louder than pants.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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