i don't like sucking hair
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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