Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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