Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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