So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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