Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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