Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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