yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
is that a dick in a sweater?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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