There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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