Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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