i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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