Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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