She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize