I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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