its not stalking. its research.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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