how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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