Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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