Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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