I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Watching her eat just hurts me
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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