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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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