why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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