May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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