I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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