The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
you made out with another girl for some wings
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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