Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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