I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize