How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
ok first of all what the fuck
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
