yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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