you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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