What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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