I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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