I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Life is so much better after having sex.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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